Rocks Off Bullet

✯✯✯✯✯ (5 stars)


Name: Rocks Off Bullet Vibrator

Retail: £10-£12.99

Shop/Brand: Ann Summers, Love Honey/Rocks Off

Type: Bullet vibe/clit stim

Properties:  3 or 7 speed (dependant on store and batch)

First impressions

It’s actually a bullet. Honestly, I hate when manufacturers call toys ‘bullets’ when really they’re just thick, rounded pill-shaped things. Not sure if any of those manufacturers have actually ever seen a bullet but I can promise you, they’re not round! So my first impression of this bullet was something along the lines of ‘damn, it’s actually a bullet shape’, which made me immediately put it in my basket. As it may be apparent from other posts, I much prefer directional toys, I don’t think I lack sensitivity, I just don’t get anything out of toys that target more than one spot. This is definitely a clit stim, the point is small but not sharp and is perfect size (unless your clit is the size of a ten pence piece which all the other ‘bullet’ manufacturers seem to think they are [Disclaimer: all women are different, if you have a massive clit I envy you-no shade!])

Anyway, back to the actual product…WOW. My first experience with this bullet and I considered just giving up on actual sex/foreplay with human beings. I haven’t yet met a man who can do what this bullet can! (Not sure if that’s more a comment on my taste in men or this toy…) The speed changes are amazing-if you want to tease yourself/a partner, but as someone with zero self-control I whacked it up to the max straight away.

The bullet itself is super simple to use, with one button which is easy to click (but not so easy you press it by accident) to change the settings, and as usual hold down that one button to turn it off-simple.


There are only two small drawbacks that I can think of for this product, one is the battery size and the other is the intensity. The batteries are hard to come by in most shops, it doesn’t take AAA like most toys, instead, it takes N-type batteries, which are smaller and less common.

The other issue isn’t specific to this product and is expected, in that the intensity greatly decreases over time as the battery wears down. The batteries last for ages but you’ll definitely notice a difference once they’re replaced!

Final thoughts

Get this bullet. Seriously. It’s perfect as a starter toy or for sex toy veterans, you can use it on men and women and use it on yourself or have someone else use it on you. It’s small and discreet and can fit easily in a handbag or lipstick case. Worth every penny.

DISCLAIMER: As always, the opinions expressed in this post are my personal opinions and are not meant to cause harm or offence to the mentioned companies or products, or those who enjoy using them.

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